Things I want to say to my kids
Ever wish you could just tell your kids to shut the f*** up? Me too. So, instead of doing it to their face, I'm going to blog about it. You're going to read it. Oh yes you are.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Thursday, September 29, 2011
The Rock Wall
No, you can't climb the rock wall again. you arent climbing it. I'm holding you upand my arms are getting tired and your ass is getting heavy.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Oh no! It's broken.
I give T a pretzel. She flails around excitedly, loses hold of the pretzel, which hits the floor and breaks on impact. She then says: "Oh no! It's broken!"
Yes, you idiot. When you get excited and throw your pretzel on the ground, it will break.
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