Sunday, October 16, 2011

The Nudist

KEEP YOUR FUCKING DIAPER ON OR I'M GETTING THE DUCT TAPE AND STAPLER!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

The Rock Wall

No, you can't climb the rock wall again. you arent climbing it. I'm holding you upand my arms are getting tired and your ass is getting heavy.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Oh no! It's broken.

I give T a pretzel. She flails around excitedly, loses hold of the pretzel, which hits the floor and breaks on impact. She then says: "Oh no! It's broken!"


Yes, you idiot. When you get excited and throw your pretzel on the ground, it will break.